me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know
i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE
WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????
okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg
Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.
Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
Fate be changed, look inside. Mend the bond torn by pride.
a gryffindor will die for you
a slytherin will kill for you
a ravenclaw will figure out a solution where no one dies
a hufflepuff will be sitting next to you in the after life going “could have been worse”